Monday, September 21, 2009

Is Glucosamine Good For Stenosis

phrases

(I copied from cn)

ADRIANA , 3 years

Adriana, to get for the first time in a pool in which it stood and cried: "Hala, this pool does have ground!".

Alexander, 5 years

Alejandro every day he takes money from his father's wallet. One day his father caught him and asked, "What are you doing? "You're stealing?". Alexander replied: "I'm not stealing, I'm finding."


Manu, 7 years

Manu's father made a soup for dinner and said, "Eat, which is very rich. " The boy took two tablespoons and said, 'Dad, you and I have different tastes. "


Jane, 5 years

One day Jane was trying to put on shoes alone, and asked his mother: "Is this how you walk?". Her mother replied, "In this." And the girl said, 'OK. The other did not tell me! "..


Mario, 4 years

Mario was talking one day with his mother about what he wanted to be larger. Her mother asked, "How I would like to work: standing, like your Uncle Harvey, or sitting, as Jordan? ". Mario saw his grandfather on the couch, said: "Lying like yayo."


Leo, 5 years

Leo, a day that was very angry because his mother was ignoring her, she said: "I was born in your tummy, I know what you think!".


Eloi, 5 years

A Eloi I was watching a friend of his parents. As they were driving home, she asked: "Eloi, are you cold?". And he answered: "I have neither hot nor cold, I'm of time." Jairo


3 years, and told Jairus, 'When I grow up, if I have a mustache, call me Paco'

5 years
Carlota Charlotte's parents went to China on vacation, so she was with her grandmother. When they returned, the first thing at sight Carlota said was, 'Now you have to have another child, and so in the next trip, we go three and the smallest is the one who stays with Grandma'

Hugo

4 years
Hugo asked his mother: 'Mom, how I got out of your belly? ". And his mother said, 'Well, first came the head, then shoulders, then the body and the final legs. " And Hugo said, scared: 'Mom, but I left broken? "

4 years

Marta Marta had heard his older brother that the man came from apes, so he asked his mother: 'You, Mom, when you were single .. You already wear glasses? " Thomas

6 years
One day Tom asked his mother: 'If you want to be a bullfighter, does the bull have to wear it or you get it there? "


Nacho 6 years
One morning, when his mother woke him to go to school, Nacho said: 'No I go to school. Erase me. " The mother replied: 'But if I can not erase and you have to go every day. " Nacho, looking surprised,
asked, 'Do I have signed up to pen? "


Manuel 3 years
child at school that Manuel will also have babies. One day I was looking at how one of the 10 months he turned the pages of a story while babbling non-stop, and told his teacher: 'I do not like anything he reads in English'

3 years

Alan Alan went with his mother in the metro Barcelona when he took a black boy. Alan looked at his mother and said excitedly, "Look, Mom, who is?". His mother replied 'I do not know, Alan. " But he insisted: "Oh yes, Mom, who is?". Alan, seeing that her mother did not answer, shouted out, 'Mom! Eto'o! "


Marta 3 years
One night while everyone slept, Marta went to the bedside of her mother and said, 'Mom, mom I did pee, but I pulled the chain to not wake up, okay ? " Claudia

4 years
Claudia's father bent down to tie his shoes, and girls, to see his bald pate, he exclaimed hallucinated, 'Dad, you have meat in the head! "

5 years
Daniel Daniel was demonstrating to his mother that he knew to spell words such as 'veterinary' so I started saying, 'B, e, t' .. Her mother corrected him: 'No, Daniel, B no, V'. And the boy replied, 'Yeah, man, uveterinario going to be! "

4 years
Isaac Isaac ran, tripped over his sister and knocked her down. Her mother said: "Isaac, what you have to tell your sister?". And Isaac said, 'That apart'

David 5 years
One day I said his parents: 'And you, when I have a girlfriend, where are you going to live? "

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